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Xatie
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 Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:38 pm Post subject: Top 25 Signs You Aren't 25 Anymore |
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Top 25 Signs You Aren't 25 Anymore
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator
6. You watch the Weather Channel
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and" break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because "those f**king kids next door won't turn down the stereo"
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt
16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid not condoms and pregnancy tests
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time
22. I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces " I'm never going todrink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old a$$. Then you forward it to a bunch of old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the same.
BONUS: 26. When you find out your friend is pregnant you
congratulate them instead of asking "Oh SH*T! what happened?"
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Shevik
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| Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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This deeply offends me!
I am almsot 40!
1) I still smoke my houseplants
2) I'll have sex in in chair, on the counter, wherever
3) Ok you got me here. Don't drink much anymore, too musy smoking my houseplants.
4) Who can sleep when there is WoW/EQ/CoH to play?
I could go on!
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Crymea
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| Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 4:19 am Post subject: |
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Since when is $4 bottles of wine not good stuff?!
Ok, ok, I guess I'm never going to be a sommelier... but dang, that Boone's Farm is tasty!
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Mildane
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| Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:05 am Post subject: |
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I am 25 though.
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