Halloween is Coming ....

[Zahasha]

My Doggie says " Kitty Pate'" is gourmet doggie dining!
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So Heres a great one for Halloween...
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LOL not for the squeamish.................
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Cat Poop In Litter Box Cookies

These measurements may need to be adjusted a little esp the flavoring. The cookies are dense and not very sweet. This is necessary so that they will keep thier shape during baking. If you use white flour or sugar they may be tastier, but they won't look like what they're Supposed to resemble.

Chocolate ingredients:
1/2 cup honey
2/3 cup ghee or 1 1/3 cup butter
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla extract
2 cups whole wheat flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder Or 4 squares unsweetened Baking chocolate
grape-nuts cereal spinkled with brown sugar

Gingerbread ingredients:
1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup Butter or Lard
1 egg
2 1/3 cup whole wheat flour
1 tsp ginger
1 tsp cloves
1 tsp cinnamon
Grape-Nuts cereal sprinkled with brown sugar

Mix-ins
Coconut (tapeworms)
chocolate chips
butterscotch chips
peanut butter chips
cooked spagetti or ramen noodles (roundworms)
corn
peanuts
cinnamon red hots

Assembly (same for Chocolate and Gingerbread):

Heat: honey till bubbling

Add: Butter, (I've been told using lard makes for a more realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any

Add: egg

Mix well, then add rest of the ingredients

Add: mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.

Chill: 1 hour in freezer or several hours in fridge

Roll dough logs of random lengths and in the diameter of cat poop.
Roll logs in grape-nuts that are lightly sprinkled with brown sugar
Bake at 350 degrees till done apx 10 - 20 mins, depending on diameter of log.

Serve in a clean cat little box on a bed of Grape-nuts cereal, with a clean cat litter scoop. I hear you can get lovely effects by decorating the box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding. It has been suggested brown suger may be a good substitute for the new clumping litter.

This recipe works especially well when the table is decorated with plastic flies and most impotantly a few LIVE cats on the table!!

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[eueil]

lmao, i think that would be a great idea