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tenri
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 8:05 pm    Post subject: "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts."

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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on he TV,
and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts." His wife
looked puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, the man said, "Quick! Bring me another beer. It's
gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer before it starts."

She blows her top! "THAT"S IT! You waltz in here, flop down, don't even
say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you
realize I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed, "Oh shit, it's started!"
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Phinneas
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 10:13 am    Post subject:

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doh!
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:08 pm    Post subject:

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That was a good one.. I copied it and sent it to my buddy in Iraq, said it made his day. He says thanks for the joke =P
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