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tenri
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:32 am    Post subject: Wal-Mart

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A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service
counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'. Suddenly, the woman throws
her arms up in the air and starts screaming!

"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY
NIPPLES!!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store
manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!"

And doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store manager
pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:45 am    Post subject:

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/pinch lol
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