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ZigonZagoff
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 Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:02 pm Post subject: Joke my sister sent |
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15 things a Guy can do in Wal-Mart while waiting for
his wife/girlfriend ... while his wife is taking her
own sweet time.
1. Get a dozen boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they are not looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at five-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: "Code three in Housewares," and see what happens.
5. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Move a "Caution - Wet Floor" sign to a carpeted area.
7. Setup a tent in the Camping department... tell other shoppers you're sleeping over, invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the Hunting department,
ask the clerk if he/she knows where theanti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
12. In the Auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through, say: "Pick me! Pick Me!"
14. When an announcement comes over the PA, assume the fetal position, and scream, "NO!...It's the voices
again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while. Then yell loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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Cirrobin
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:06 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO...thanks, these are great ideas! I would post more but it is time to go to Wal-Mart )
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Jenny
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Where can I get one? Did you see the movement?
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Heelar
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| Quote: | | 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." |
I've actually done that one... on numerous occasions. Also went to the electronics department, picked up the Kareoke machine and sang "Bye, Bye, Bye" as loud as I could. Another one in the electronics department. Get a piece of Coax cable and ask the lady working electronics if it will work for your digital camera to your computer (Her response:"I don't know, it should. If it doesn't you can bring it back.") Speaking of brining stuff back. Bought a Soundblaster Live! online one time that didn't work. I took it back and exchanged it a Wal-Mart.
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Jenny
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:09 pm Post subject: |
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Was electronics department picked up the Kareoke machine and sang Bye Bye Bye as loud as he or she could any good?
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Phinneas
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Jenny
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| Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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I think I need a deeper algorithm.
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Heelar
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I don't know Jenny, I thought I was pretty good, and a lot of people stopped what they were doing and watched me, so my only recourse is to assume that I am an amazingly talented singer. Hmm, or maybe it's the reason that song was so popular with the original bad: That I have no talent, but I'm a super-hunk! Either way... watch out Best-Buy, I'm coming for you next!
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Jenny
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Awesome.
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