A man took his wife to the fair and one of the first
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.
They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached
that said, This bull mated 50 times last year.
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said,
"He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that
said, This bull mated 120 times last year.
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's
more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him".
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that
said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year.
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her
husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from
this one".
The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if
it was with the same cow"?
NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical
to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.
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Falara 64 Paladin
Medicinnewmn 66 Cleric
Beautyy 52 Druid
Ketten 56 beastlord |
