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PostPosted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:25 am    Post subject: Too old for haloween when...

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Ten Signs You Are Too Old For Halloween ....

You get winded from knocking on the door
You have to have someone chew the candy
for you
You ask for high fiber candy only.
When someone drops a candy bar in your
bag, you
lose your balance and fall over.
People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and
you're
not wearing a mask.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick
or..." and
you
can't remember the rest.
By the end of the night you have a bag
full of
restraining orders.
You have to carefully choose a costume
that
won't
dislodge your hair piece.
You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood

with a walker.
You avoid going to houses where your
ex-husbands

live.
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