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Varthon
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:33 am    Post subject: wife got this off her guilds forum

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FIRST... Hordes of zombified FROGS ATE your BRAINS in Guk... THEN... TRAINS of DROVLARGS mauled your CORPSE in Karnors at the ZONE
LINE...
LAST YEAR... That dips--t RANGER trained 15 STORM GIANTS on your
******** in BOT...

But NOTHING could prepare you for the true HORROR that is


- W A L L - O F - S L A U G H T E R -
( -- presented in TRAIN-O-VISION(tm) -- )


TREMOR in YOUR BOOTS as GIANT TRAINS of MONSTERS assualt the zone line! GNASH YOUR TEETH in FURY as the named NPC is stolen from you AGAIN by
FREAKING FARMERS!
COVER YOUR EARS as screaming ARGUMENTS, CHILDISHNESS, and STUPIDITY clog
/ooc and /shout.

Starring:

THE BEASTLORD who doesn't KNOW how he manages to solo EVERYTHING THE MONK who doesn't understand what OOM means
The Battle CLERIC
THE DRUID who's been LFG since TUESDAY
THE WARRIOR who couldn't keep agro on a LEASH
THE ENCHANTER who can only mez ONE
THE RANGER'S CORPSE
THE NECROMANCER saving your ******** by AGRO KITING yet AGAIN THE SHADOWKNIGHT and PALADIN who can't TANK CRAP
THE MAGICIAN who wants to tank EVERYTHING
The bits of WIZARD who thought they could QUAD-KITE named MONSTERS
THE ROGUE that still stinks like FROG ********
THE SHAMAN who KNOWS he can SOLO anything in the ZONE
THE BERSERKER who's still trying to FIGURE out what he's supposed to DO

and

THE BARD as Mr. Macro


An SOE Everquest(tm) Expansion - Directed by ABSOR - Produced by ROBERT
PFISTER - Originally Created by BRAD and CO. - Nerfed to hell and back
by ABASHI - Best Boy SHAWN LORD A.K.A BRENLO - Special Thanks to FUROR
for all his WHINING and CRYING

This zone has been rated [ R ] (retarded) by the MPAA (moron players
around antonnica)
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Varthon 68 Paladin(Retired)

Faedran 51 Shadow Knight(Retired)

Varthon Fireheart 42 Wizard(Retired) (Fennin Ro)

Nohtrav 30 Monk(Retired)

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BlueMan
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:30 pm    Post subject:

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ROFL, thats awsome. I love how ppl think sometimes
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Magestica
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:40 am    Post subject:

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lol..i like that =)
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Phinneas
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Location: Detroit, MI (Home of Superbowl XL)

PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:52 am    Post subject:

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lol ya very funny ....


BTW want to buy some farmage there Razz
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Jenny
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:53 am    Post subject:

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OK. OK, I will buy some farmage there P.
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