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tenri
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 Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:10 am Post subject: Girl's VS Guy's English |
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Girls' English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
"It's your decision" = the correct decision should be obvious by now!
"Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
"How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not going' like me 4.
"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I’m beautiful.
"You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
"Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired " = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
"You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
"I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
"Let's talk" = I am trying' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.
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Tiph
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| Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:35 pm Post subject: |
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ROTFLMAO... |
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Lovelyeye
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And there is something wrong with this why..
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BlueMan
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| Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2004 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | And there is something wrong with this why.. |
really means.... You have finally figured women out, and for all your hard work you will simply STFU!!!!!! and wash my feet. If you dont do as I say I will have to have you killed.
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Emmie
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| Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:24 am Post subject: |
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OMG! not all guys think like that! Lelou doesn't! He's a complete gentlemen and a sweetheart.
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lelou195
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Hi my name is Lelou and I'm a dork who likes to use Emmie's account.  |
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lelou195
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IMPOSTOR! Someone is trying to use my account to discredit emmie!
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Jenny
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Who?
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Gheran
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| Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:46 am Post subject: |
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| Emmie wrote: | | OMG! not all guys think like that! Lelou doesn't! He's a complete gentlemen and a sweetheart. |
translation = Lelou has the best lines >
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Jenny
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| Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 3:47 am Post subject: |
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But some are.
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tenri
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Jenny
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| Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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If not that, what?
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Emmie
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| Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 7:26 am Post subject: |
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You're beautiful Rufuss.
/cringe
(Just kidding, you are, without-a-doubt! =)
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Phinneas
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lol funny
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