SBF, seeking companion...

Elnrik Talshiar · Member Joined: 23 Jul 2003 Posts: 820 Location: Denver, CO

This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl
who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and
fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your
hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond.
I'll be at the front door when you get home from work,
wearing only what nature gave me.

Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask
for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador Retriever.
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carmelle · Member Joined: 08 Nov 2003 Posts: 378

hehe that's a good one for sure Very Happy

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Jerzey · Member Joined: 18 Aug 2004 Posts: 35

Hahaha, that is great! Very Happy

BlueMan · Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2004 11:19 am Post subject:

Thats funny as hell. They did that a fe years ago with golden retriever. Basically same, was in the personals. but added "I answer the door in the nude"
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Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

How interesting. Yes, it is much the same.
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Zahasha · Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:39 am Post subject:

OOOOO Carmelle your new avatar is ..........
SIZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW Shocked

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Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

Not many people express themselves the way you do.
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Zahasha · Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2004 12:41 am Post subject:

Thank you Jenny............
I will take that as a compliment ))
Wink

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Beltalek2 · Member Joined: 03 Dec 2003 Posts: 19

The AHS is a great place. I've done some volunteer work there from time to time for the past several years. Please do consider your local shelter over buying a pet if you're in the market for a new friend (cats, dogs, rabbits, hamsters, etc.) They do health-screening on the animals and I believe the costs involved in adopting are very minimal (I honestly don't know on this -- you can check with your local shelter for specifics).

I'm glad I stumbled over this post -- I'd have missed this otherwise. Now I'm gonna try to find out who did it Cool

Thanks for the laugh - on a MONDAY when you need one the most.

Take care gnarly Walkers peeps.

Bel the Babbler
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Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

Not long.
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BonlainyT · Member Joined: 08 Jan 2003 Posts: 3942

My brother sent me this awhile back, it's great for sure.
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