An Iowa farmer got pulled over by a Florida state trooper for speeding. The
trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed and in general, began
to throw his weight around to intimidate the old man and make him
uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper began writing the ticket. As he wrote he kept swatting
at a bunch of flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "I
see you're havin' some problems with them circle flies."
The trooper stopped writing and said, "Well, yeah, if that's what they
are... I never heard of circle flies."
"Well, circle flies are common on farms," the farmer said.. then added,
"They're called circle flies 'cause they're mostly found circlin' around the
rear ends of horses."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a minute
he stops and says, "Hey..wait a minute -- are you callin' me a horse's ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. "I have too much respect for law
enforcement to call you a horse's ass."
"Well, that's a good thing," the cop replies, and goes back to writing the
ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies, though".
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