MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY!!!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a male Taliban to see
anywoman, other than his wife, naked and that he must commit suicide
if he does.
So, this Saturday at4:00 PMEastern time, all American women
are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Taliban and to demonstrate
they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife
and to show support for all American women.
And, since the Taliban also does not approve ofalcohol, a cold
6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ
grille.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God blessAmerica.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on! |
