While I was "flying" down the road yesterday (i.e. 10 mph over the limit),
I passed under a bridge only to find a policeman with a radar gun on the
Other side laying in wait.
He pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked,
"What's your hurry?"To which I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh, yeah," said the
policeman,
"what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded The
policeman stammered,
"A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a
rectum stretcher do?
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then
I work way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand
in I work side to side until I can get
both hands in and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 foot
wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6-foot asshole?" to which I
politely replied,
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge .."
Traffic Ticket: 95.00
Court Costs: 45.00
The look on his face: Priceless
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Tenri Death
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