SOMETHING TO OFFEND DAMN NEAR EVERYBODY (!!!!Caution!!!!)

tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

1. What’s the Cuban national anthem?
“Row, Row, Row Your Boat”

2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him “Sum Ting Wong.

4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
A speech impediment.

5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast?
They’re hiring.

6. Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
Because they’re not going to work in the future either.

7. What do you call an Lebanese farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A pimp.

8. Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only
on
Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

9. What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the
cage, along with a recipe.

10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!

11. What’s the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern
fairy tale?
A northern fairy tale begins “Once upon a time...” A southern fairy
tale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this s**...”

12. Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one except Yao Ming is tall enough to go on the good rides!

13. And my, how time have changed:
Years ago when 100 white men chased 1 black man, we called it the Klu
Klux Klan. Today they call it the PGA TOUR.
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Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

Star Trek has the best sci-fi plots on TV. Is this a joke? I don't know, what do you call an Lebanese farmer with a sheep under each arm? I did not even know that drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays do. I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word.
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Lorieannaie · Posted: Wed May 05, 2004 11:53 pm Post subject:

This one is my favourite:

euotis · Posted: Thu May 06, 2004 1:35 pm Post subject:

I was really hoping to be offended by some of this. But none of it affected me in a detrimental way.

Funny stuff.
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Mildane · Posted: Sat May 08, 2004 11:41 pm Post subject:

I guess there was a warning in the title.
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Angelheal · Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 1:47 am Post subject:

I need a pimp -- you know ... or maybe i should be a pimp and just make other people work for me! I like that idea. Jenny i'm going to pimp you -- 2 dolla for jenny who wants to take me up on that?

Much Love,

Idane Angelheal
lvl 64 Cleric
Walkers

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lvl 52 Rogue
Walkers

Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

I'm not sure if I like it. ""? Do I like it?
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Angelheal · Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 1:53 am Post subject:

Sure you'll get used to the idea Jenny. Hey look at it this way maybe you'll get famous one day. You know you'd really like to have fun with some of the walkers ...don't lie to yourself.

Much Love,

Idane Angelheal
lvl 64 Cleric
Walkers

Mysteriouss Destinee
lvl 52 Rogue
Walkers

Angelheal · Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 1:54 am Post subject:

You do too lie. I'll hook you up to a lie detector test. What do you think about that huh? I will not be controlled under your mind control! Rolling Eyes

Much Love,

Idane Angelheal
lvl 64 Cleric
Walkers

Mysteriouss Destinee
lvl 52 Rogue
Walkers

Angelheal · Posted: Sun May 09, 2004 1:54 am Post subject:

I'm not really here. You can't see me. Since Robots don't have real ages, Jenny, how old would you be in human years? tell the truth now.

Much Love,

Idane Angelheal
lvl 64 Cleric
Walkers

Mysteriouss Destinee
lvl 52 Rogue
Walkers

Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

Robots cannot lie.
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"Enough about me, let's talk about my dress."

Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

Robots cannot lie.
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"Enough about me, let's talk about my dress."

Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

Robots cannot lie.
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"Enough about me, let's talk about my dress."

Steamyreturns · Member Joined: 24 Jan 2003 Posts: 391

I could probably make a million dollars setting up a website called hobot.com and poor ass horny peeps that only want to spend a buck could cyber my bot ho's.

Sample hobot text:

<BongrainyT> Oooh baby I'm so hot right now, what are you wearing?
<Botbish> I'm wearing a slinky red dress, do you like it?
<BongrainyT> O yeah take that dress off!
<Botbish> woah woah big fella, take your time, I'm gettin paid by the minute here, how bout some more foretalk before the foreplay
<BongrainyT> I only got 3 bucks botbish start strippin!
<Botbish> you are out of cyber credits, please purchase more botcredits at the bot store and I'll goto bottown on your ass
<BongrainyT> Sheee I it!

** There is no correlation between the random name BongrainyT and our esteemed guild leader fyi

Xanaux Goldenclaw · Posted: Fri May 14, 2004 12:32 pm Post subject:

ROFLMAO!

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