So, I normally just ignore these damn spam bots, just because they're only one level above e-mail spammers, but sometimes I reply to them because the scripts sometimes give out hilarious answers. Here's one I followed through:
11:25:22 PM 213035817: Hello rnj13, I just bought a cruise ship for less money per sq.ft.than a house. I am converting it into full-time live aboard condominiums. I would like to invite you to see it.
11:26:22 PM rnj13: Just tell me where & when.
11:26:23 PM 213035817: the ship is currently located in the USA, but it can and will travel the world
11:26:57 PM rnj13: Well, I don't feel comfortable traveling with strangers. What is the name of your company?
11:26:58 PM 213035817: I am not kidding rnj13, my cruise ship is located at Terminal Island, near LA
11:27:17 PM rnj13: Oh, well I won't be going out that way anytime soon. Sorry. =/
11:27:18 PM 213035817: I would like to invite you to see my ship, go to: http://www.adventurespacruise.com
11:27:35 PM rnj13: Sorry, its too far away.
11:27:36 PM 213035817: I would like to invite you to see my ship, go to: http://www.adventurespacruise.com
11:28:01 PM rnj13: I just told you its too far away, you can stop pestering me now.
11:28:02 PM 213035817: rnj13 Yes Yes. I would like to invite you to see my ship, go to: http://www.adventurespacruise.com/site/index.asp
11:28:17 PM rnj13: Okay, shut up.
11:28:17 PM 213035817: ok, never mind, sorry I bothered you, goodbye
What kills me is that the web site isn't any type of porn that I can see obviously. It is literally someone trying to promote their dumbass cruise service or whatever. Anyway, I got a kick out of it. |
