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tenri
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 Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 7:41 pm Post subject: The funeral procession the wife made me post it LOL |
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A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My husband's."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line.
A Woman's Prayer:
Dear Lord, I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man
Love, To forgive him and
Patience, For his moods
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
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Kiwean
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| Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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OMG... im dying laughing.... man WTB that dog!
j/k Lem baby!
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CLuv
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A funeral procession was passing by a golf course. One of the golfers stopped, took off his hat and held it to his heart, and bowed his head in silence. The rest of his foursome followed suit. After they passed, one of the foursome walked up to the man and said, "You must be a very spiritual man to stop playing golf long enough to honor the dead." The man answered, "It was the least I could do. She was a great wife to me these last 50 years." |
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Jenny
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| Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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What happened to her?
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tenri
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| Posted: Wed Apr 14, 2004 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO thats a good one also
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