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tenri
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 Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 8:16 pm Post subject: Three women |
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Three women -- one German, one Japanese and a
Hillbilly --
were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese women lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.
The hillbilly women felt decidedly low tech. not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The other raised eyebrows and stared at her.
The hillbilly women finally said, "well, will you look at that. i'm getting a fax."
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Magestica
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| Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:09 am Post subject: |
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LOL..omg Tenri..Where do you get this stuf? |
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IddinLunasglory
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| Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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ROFLMAO
that is great!
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Shiobhan
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| Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2004 6:00 pm Post subject: Thank you. I needed that. |
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LOL that was a good one. Really needed the laugh. Having one of those days at work where it feels like the walls are going to implode and everything is going to blow up in my face (dang I need out of family law  ).
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