How To Impress A Woman

tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Encourage her,
Believe in her,
Pray with her,
Pray for her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man

Show up naked
Bring beer
Bring chicken wings .
Don't block the TV
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Riverdane · Member Joined: 21 Nov 2001 Posts: 1434

And buy her food she likes.
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Durinda · Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 12:58 pm Post subject:

How to impress a man
Give him the TV remote
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Lillishiana · Member Joined: 30 Aug 2001 Posts: 997

I dunno.. i'm impressed when my husband remembers i'm in the room.. not during a commercial.. i joke that he and i have a commercial relationship. Guess mariage lowers your expectations.

Shiloch Veneficus · Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2004 11:00 pm Post subject:

I had a girlfriend once who was insulted by jewelry and flowers, so that kinda stuff doesn't always apply. Not that it bothered me much, left more money for eating out. Mr. Green

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Lillishiana · Member Joined: 30 Aug 2001 Posts: 997

he he
he said eating out.
now THATS how to impress a woman

Talvarien · Member Joined: 04 Feb 2003 Posts: 609

LILLI!!!!

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Garlok · Member Joined: 08 Jan 2004 Posts: 172 Location: Florida

If you're a Troll, such as I, that's all you need to impress any woman...of any race....Troll, Gnome, Elf or otherwise.

:attenho:

IddinLunasglory · Member Joined: 16 Oct 2002 Posts: 504 Location: Denver Co

All the ladies want the Trull Lubbin Garlok Twisted Evil

Clodin · Member Joined: 10 Feb 2004 Posts: 32

Do the women want the Monkey lubbin? I have loads of it Shocked

Zgubedoo · Member Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 19

Nope, not at all Clod, sorry. A gnome ranger would have more luck with the ladies than monkey lubbers Razz

Poor Zgube hasn't had a date in over a year and now the only action he gets is from 1-900-LIZLOVE Shocked

It actually works out to be less expensive and time consuming than the usual racket though which leaves more money for beer, nachos, wings, and more quality time with the bigger TV so its a mixed blessing Laughing

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Rufuss · Member Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Posts: 237 Location: Oklahoma

There's a bunch of things wrong with that, IMO anyways.

1st. "Wine her" WTF? Total turn off.
2nd. "Dine here" Only if the guy is cooking and the food is good. Fancy
resturants don't impress me.
3rd. don't call the girl. Allow her to call you, she doesn't call, then take it that she doesn't want to be bothered. I hate when i agree to go on date with a guy and then he's calling me every day. (Guess that's why i don't go out with guys much)
4th. "Surprise her" No, no, no, no! Even if the guy means well i hate
surprises. Makes me suspicious also and wonder whats up.
5th. "Cry with her" No. Let me cry on alone. You're suppose to get the
girl to stop crying. This works "Support her" emotionally.
6th. "Compliment her" I know how smart i am, how good i look, and how
cheerful i am. Don't need anyone to say that, also the guy may
be complimenting just to get out of an argument and such.
7th. "Believe in her" Don't always believe me. I may be wrong.
8th. "Pray with her, Pray for her" ask if the girl believes in praying.
Many people believe in predestination(life and afterlife is a plan.
The moment you were born and and the day you die was already
set) This rules out praying. Our she just doesn't do it. Agnostic and such
9th. "Cuddle with her" I need my space, cuddling is good at times, allow
the girl to start cuddling.
10th. "Shop with her" This should be shop for her, Groceries. The girl
girl with do her own personal shopping with her girlfriends, not you.
11th. "Give her Jewelry" I enjoy necklaces, rings, earrings, watches.
but i do not like it all the time. Once a year at the most. Again
allow the girl to do most the jewelry shopping.
12th. "Buy her flowers" Not real flowers. Scented fake followers are
keepers.
13th. "Hold her hand" I really don't understand why alot of girls like to
hold their guy's hand. Wrap your arm around her back/shoulder
when walking, sitting, etc.
14th. "Write love letters to her" Again i don't understand this, i always
thought love letters were fake and most guys cannot write. Takes
a great deal of experience for poetry writing.
15th. "Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her" Do you think
girls actually by this? It's so trite so don't bother using that line.
Plus its physically impossible.

Lastly, remember all girls are different. And guys, you will never understand us, we like to keep it that way also.
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Kaosmos Tunebane · Posted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 1:09 am Post subject:

Allow her to call you, she doesn't call, then take it that she doesn't want to be bothered.

What if I don't want to be bothered?
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Rufuss · Member Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Posts: 237 Location: Oklahoma

Well then, it's clearly not going to work out then kao =P
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Magestica · Member Joined: 13 Jan 2004 Posts: 251 Location: Felwithe

Wearing T shirts that say ... "Liquor up the Front, Poker in the rear" on a date is No Thx. Just FYI