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BonlainyT
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 Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:00 pm Post subject: ...and Old Lace |
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A woman walks into the pharmacy and tells the pharmacist she wants to
buy some arsenic. He asks, "What do you want with arsenic?"
She said "I want to kill my husband because he cheats on me by having
sex with another woman."
The pharmacist says, "I can't sell you arsenic so you can kill your
husband lady, even if he is having sex with another woman."
She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a picture of her husband
having sex with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist says, "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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Mildane
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| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:38 am Post subject: |
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Oh that's good.
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Lillishiana
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| Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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VERY FUNNY! |
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ZigonZagoff
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My wife liked this one and is now sending it to others. Thank you. |
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Jaffod
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| Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 10:33 am Post subject: |
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hmmmm - thought processes working. JOke funny though
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