Two Polish guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a
chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas
and went to pay the attendent. "I'm thinking of a number between one and
ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."
"Okay," agreed one of the Polacks, "I guess seven."
"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.
The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendent
told them to pick a number.
"Two!" said the second Polack.
Sorry it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."
As they walked out to their car, one Polack said to the other, "I think
this contest is rigged."
"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."
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