This ones for the ladies

tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" when referring to marriage. Here's an update for you;
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Shocked

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Zahasha · Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 4:17 pm Post subject:

/groan!
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Zazzul · Member Joined: 30 Dec 2003 Posts: 62

DOH!
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Rufuss · Member Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Posts: 237 Location: Oklahoma

Lol that's a good one
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Spirit of the Night · Member Joined: 24 Jan 2003 Posts: 420

Why wouldn't the woman use the rest of the pig? Confused

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Frolikas Mckegger · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:00 am Post subject:

roflol
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viq · Member Joined: 04 Aug 2003 Posts: 52

they use all the pig believe me - they are called honey do's.

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euotis · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:38 pm Post subject:

Modern day femi-nazi rebuttals to age old chauvinistic adages are just... dumb.
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Magestica · Member Joined: 13 Jan 2004 Posts: 251 Location: Felwithe

HAHAHAHA!

carmelle · Member Joined: 08 Nov 2003 Posts: 378

LOL

LaRue · Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:05 pm Post subject:

Little sausage?

Thank goodness Durinda married me for my Tenderloin!
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Jaffod · Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:57 pm Post subject:

My favourite femnazism was always "A woman needs a man like fish needs a bicycle"
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Owwie · Member Joined: 14 Jan 2004 Posts: 26

I still dont know why Bono included that line in such a good song ;p

Jaffod · Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 8:59 am Post subject:

Too much indulgence in non-prescription pharmaceuticals?
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Mildane · Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:51 pm Post subject:

I want a pony
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