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tenri
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 Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 8:39 pm Post subject: Welcome to HusbandMart |
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A 'husband-shopping' center has just opened where a woman may go to choose a
husband from among many men. The store is comprised of six floors, and the
men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose
a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down
except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my
last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
up?" And up she Goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further
up!" And again she heads up another Flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up
to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor #1,429,012,345 to this
floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at HusbandMart
and have a nice day.
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Murdakin
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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hehe heard this before, but still cracks me up |
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Mildane
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:58 am Post subject: |
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I bet this really happened!
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daeelan
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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lmao... thats fantastic!~
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stoneclaww
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My wife found me in the bargain basement. Lucky for me she hates elevators
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IddinLunasglory
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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hehehe That is Great |
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Jaffod
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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Funny and very very true
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Momur
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| Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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I forwarded this to my wife. And she admitted that as she read it she was thinking, "Wow! I wonder what's on the 5th and 6th Floor?"  |
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