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tenri
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 Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 7:07 pm Post subject: The Pearly Gates ( i found it funny) |
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A man who had just died walks up the pearly gates and St. Peter ask the question he has to ask everyone:
"How did you die?"
"Well," the man said, "I have been suspecting that my wife is cheating on me for some time now. So I asked my neighbor in the apartment next door to keep an eye out for any men who come around after I leave. I had been at work for an hour when I got a call. I rushed home, ran up all five flights of stairs and burst into my apartment. I found my wife naked and I ran around looking for the young man. She came after me telling me there was no one here and she was just about to take a shower. I was about to believe here when I noticed some fingers holding on to the edge of the balcony. I grabbed a hammer, ran over to the ledge and found a man hanging there. So I pounded his fingers till he let go. He fell all five flights but landed in some bushes and survived. I was so angry that I picked up the refrigerator, hauled over to the balcony, and dropped it on him. Unfortunately the strain was so great that I had a heart attack and died."
St. Peter let him go inside and asked the next man the same question. “How did you die?”
Than man said, “I was on my balcony doing my morning aerobics when I slipped and fell over the side. Luckily I managed to grab hold of the balcony below, but a crazy man ran over and pounded my fingers with a hammer. I fell five stories into some bushes and then he dropped a refrigerator on me!”
St. Peter, a little uncomfortable at realizing what had happened, let the man inside. He then asked the next man to come up the same question. “How did you die?”
The man blushes and says, “Picture this: I was naked in a refrigerator…”
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IddinLunasglory
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Lillishiana
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| Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2003 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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D'OH |
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Jaffod
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| Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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note to self...never hide in the fridge
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xeroiv
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| Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2003 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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four letters....LMAO
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You once had a red in you that caused you to have great sympathy for me,
I turned away, when I should have accepted, I backed away, wishing to go away,
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I’ll just fade away…" Daggered Reality, by: me |
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