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tenri
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 Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 8:49 am Post subject: Warning: Alcohol Causes Things |
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The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an jerk.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Thor.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an disruption in the space-time continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to "disappear."
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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stoneclaww
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| Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:40 am Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants. |
Clearly I need to close my blinds....you know too much
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Aulan Plainsong
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Location: SF Bay Area, Ca
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| Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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Like stone, I dont know whether to laugh or look for those following me around when Im drunk and writing all this stuff down! |
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