How Sleazy Are You?

[Gryfndor]

Well that hardly seems fair isn't he supposed to forgive everyone ?

[Lorieannaie]

Unlike my husband, I am the normal one between us and scored a 73. ">

[Larn Lobos]

This should be an eye opener (or not, in some cases...I expect Invisible to score the highest).

Incidentally, I scored 106... Above Average. ">

Take the test and keep track of your points. At the end is the rating system.


How Sleazy Are You?"

1. Ever tried alcohol? (1 point)

2. Ever been drunk? (2 points)

3. Ever play drinking games? (2 points)

4. Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points)

5. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points) (bonus: Throwing up on another
person -- 1 point)

6. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5 points)

7. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)

8. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points)

9. Do you drink regularly/ at least 3 times a week? (3 points) (bonus: 1
point for each additional day -- max. 7 points)

10. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points)

11. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)

12. Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune? (1 point)

13. Ever try pot, hash, or magic mushrooms? (4 points for each one tried)

14. Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points) (bonus: at least 4 times a week --
4 points)

15. Ever bought "soft" drugs? (4 points)

16. Ever sell drugs? (8 points)

17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)

18. Ever used barbiturates? (8 points)

19. Ever used hallucinogens? (8 points)

20. Ever used narcotics? (10 points)

21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)

22. Ever been on a date? (2 points)

23. Ever been felt up or groped? (2 points) (bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points)

24. Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points) (bonus: on first date -- 2
points)

25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (5 points)

26. Ever paid for sex? (8 points)

27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4
points)

28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8
points)

29. Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points) (bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points)

30. Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points) (bonus: to orgasm -- 2 points)

31. Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points)

32. Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)? (12 points)

33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4 points)

34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)

35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points)

36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points)

37. Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points)

38. Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act? (4 points)

39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10
points)

40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification? (8
points)

41. Ever used sex toys? (6 points)

42. Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)

43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else's virginity? (4 points)

44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 points)

45. Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3 points)

46. Ever licked or had someone lick an eyeball? (2 points) Toes -- 1
point Ears -- 1 point Anus -- 5 points (add 5 points if you licked YOUR OWN
anus)

47. Ever had sex with a relative? (5 points)

48. Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot? (6 points)

49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)

50. Ever been arrested? (8 points) (bonus: If convicted -- 7 points)

Scoring: 0- 20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.

21- 40 You barely make our scale.

41- 60 Approaching normal. You aren't much fun on a date.

61-100 Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else.

101-130 Above average. You've got a few tricks below the belt.

131-160 You're a social menace.

161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?

200+ You're going straight to hell.

[Jaffod]

151 - and thats without scoring on any of the drug questions (clean on that front)

[Jaffod]

I thought you WERE a 5 year old The

[Tryunn]

I'm going to hell...

[Jaffod]

200+ ! Wow thats awesome, see you there. AT least it will be warm

[rick7475]

74

61-100 Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else.

Actually I'm left handed.

[TheNerple]

I am cleaner than a 5 year old. ">

[Crymea]

I'm just barely a danger to society (although, I can think of a number of people that would think I'm FAR beyond that). 162.

[TheNerple]

Just out of curiousity, Should I have scored myself if the answer was technically yes, or only if it was yes to the intended meaninG? For example the drinking ones, I have played drinking games, but I dont drink so I said no since it was the intended conclusion, yet technically correct.

[Jaffod]

Happy B'day

[TheNerple]

Close Jaff, I'm 6

[Jaffod]

Nerple - on purity tests always go with the technicalities - damn I have claimed caffiene as a stimulant on some of these things, I always score badly on the ones with a drug bias

[Sinamyn]

114 i'm disappointed in myself ">