Favorite movie quotes

[Mildane]

Theres two sticking in my head right now..

One is "I dont even have A gun, let alone MANY guns, which would necessitate the need of a GUN RACK"

And the second " Out of the way, peck"

Whats yours? =)

[Spazz]

Full Metal Jacket

"Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f*** my sister"

"Yer so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."

Apocalypse Now

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. The smell, that gasoline smell. Smells like victory"


There more but those stick out in my head right now

Oh and MST3K

"Hikeeeba"

"It's Mitchell"

[Jullious]

But there are so many. My all time favorite is Gandalf's as he stands in defense of the gate of Gondor. "Evil shall not pass this way, today."

My wife's favorite is Delin's remark to the human battle fleet commander asking her to yield in her defense of Babylon 5. "Only one human captain has ever fought the Mimbari and survived. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your life, be somewhere else."

B5 has a lot of good quotes. John Sheridan's 'not on my watch' and Ivanova's 'I am the boot of GOD' are a couple of my favorite. Ah, I still chuckle out of that Rusky. Bend over and kiss your ass goodbye because I am here to kick you all the way back to Earth. I paraphrase of course.

[Dunnodoncare]

"We should be fucking and drinking by now."
Rutger Hauer, Blood of Heroes.

[Spazz]

Remember those posters that said, "Today is the first day of the rest of your life"? Well, that's true of every day but one --- the day you die.

Lester Burnham in American Beauty

[Leopa Panthera]

"She looks like she can suck the chrome off an exhaust pipe."

[Sorgaine]

Gah! There's so many!

"All I need to find you Louie is fallow the corpse of rats"
-Interview with the Vampire

"Inconceivable!"
-The Princess Bride (Since Invis stole my fav line from here, hehe)

"Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off..."
-Devils Advocate

"Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"?"
-Seven

[Larn Lobos]

From Die Hard 2... Bruce Willis' character is talking to John Amos' character:

Willis: "I was wrong about you...you're not an asshole after all."
Amos: "No, you were right...I'm just YOUR kind of asshole."


From Krull...the leader of the bandits.

"Freedom? But we have it! And fame? 'Tis an empty purse. Count it, go broke...eat it, go hungry...seek it, and go mad."


From Men in Black...K talking to J (before he becomes J)...

J: Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it.
K: *A* person is smart, people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals, and you know it!

... and from the same conversation....

K: Fifteen hundred years ago, everybody KNEW the Earth was the centre of the universe...five hundred years ago, everybody KNEW the world was flat...and fifteen minutes ago you KNEW that people were alone on this planen. Imagine what you'll KNOW tomorrow.


From The Truth About Cats And Dogs...Uma Thurman and Jeanine Garoffalo talking about sex.... (this is kind of paraphrased)

Uma: Really? You haven't had sex in THREE YEARS???
Jeanine: It CAN be done you know, this is the electronic age.


From Braveheart... Wallace talking to his friend Hamish....

Wallace: We've got to try....we can't do this alone. Joining the nobles is the only hope for our people. You know what happens if we don't take that chance?
Hamish: What?
Wallace: Nothing.


From The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (okay, it's a TV show, but a damn good one, and it's on DVD)... Ford and Arthur talking.

Ford: You'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace, it's unpleasantly like being drunk.
Arthur: What's so unpleasant about being drunk?
Ford: Ask a glass of water.

I could go on and on with Hitchhiker's.....

[Dunnodoncare]

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you!

or something like that, anyhow. From the movie where the chimps are the passive ones and the gorillas are the agressors lol... ah, science fiction.

[Spazz]

"This...is my boomstick! It's a 12 guage double barrelled Remington, S-mart's top of the line...you can find this in the sporting goods department...that's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retails for about $109.95, got a walnut stock, colbalt blue steel, and a hair trigger."

-Army of Darkness

"Come out, come out, wherever you are"

-Cape Fear (Robert DeNiro)

[Lorieannaie]

/agree Larn about the line from MIB when K is talking to J: