Are you a test-taking ho? This is for ya!

[Leopa Panthera]

OK, don't wanna plague the board with a bunch of personality tests so I've scrunched them all in one post. Do the ones that'd interest you the most.

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What kind of dog are you?

Leopa, you're a Basset Hound!

No bones about it, you're a friendly, easy-going Basset Hound. Laid-back and very low-maintenance, "down time" is your favorite activity — you treasure the moments when you don't have anything on your agenda except plopping down on the couch for a night of "Must-See TV." Although you're always gunning for low-key evenings, you're really a pretty social pup and a snap to get along with. Sure, some folks might misinterpret your relaxed attitude and lifestyle as laziness, but those who really know you think your no-frills approach to life is refreshing. No daily planner? No itinerary for the evening? No problem! Woof.

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What's your Party Style?

You're an Owl — a laid-back, alternative-minded chick with your own style. You have a unique way of looking at the world, social occasions included. And when it comes to parties, you take them at your own speed. Rather than swing with the rockin' robins, you sit on your own branch. You're more likely to observe the action from the sidelines than to be right in the thick of it, which suits you just fine. You'd rather listen to the running commentary in your head than jump out on the dance floor and shake your tail feathers, anyway. It wouldn't hurt for you to circulate every once in a while, but you're happiest doing your own thing.

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What's your Flavor?

Mmm ... licorice! Strong and edgy, you're the flavor of black jellybeans and Good 'n' Plentys. Some people absolutely love you (in fact, they might even find you addictive), but you're definitely not for everyone. But that's okay with you — you'd rather pick and choose your companions. When you have time for friends at all, that is. Powerful and very potent, you're goal-oriented and ambitious — you don't let much stand in your way. There's nothing sweet or sugary about you; you're a serious taste that's best suited for the truly focused. Lingering, enigmatic, and a little hard to pin down, you're a truly tantalizing treat.

(Hmm. I understand the analogy, but I hate black licorce. Only red!)

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What type of flirt are you?

Were you just winking at us? We couldn't quite tell... In fact, we think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Subtle Flirt — you're a master of the flirting game. You know how to attract attention from anyone, any time. A quick come-hither smile, a little game of look-away-and-look-back-again — before long you have the object of your affection wrapped around your little finger. One of the best things about your approach is that it's discreet. You can always act innocent and coy if something gets taken out of context or misunderstood. Just make sure you're not too subtle, or you may end up playing the game all by yourself.

(Hmm. I know I'm a shameless flirt online, but I'm married and therefore have no flirting limitations. I took this quiz thinking about what I was like when dating Whiz and it's pretty accurate.)

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Who's Your Type?

Your type is the Bad Boy

The Pink Lady needs her T-Bird. You're attracted to the Bad Boy. Thetough guy. The heart-breaker. So what if he's hard to tie down? You want aguy who's got an edge, someone who keeps you on your toes. In fact, it mightbe the challenge that keeps you around. His bad-ass attitude is like amagnet — if a guy's got a rebel reputation, he's got your attention! Yourman's gotta be confident and have lots of machismo. Plain and simple,sensitive guys just don't float your boat. You have no time for the sweet,romantic, or doting guys who pursue you and, frankly, bore you to tears.Maybe you're just not into the touchy-feely thing right now. Who cares?Whether you're seeking adventure or looking to tame the wild, there'ssomething about a bad boy that keeps you coming back.

(!!!! /blush Well ... there's a difference between being a bad boy and being an asshole though!)

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Are you a sex god/goddess?

Heh, LOL, not posting this one, but left the link in case you were curious what you'd be labeled as! ">


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The Celebrity Matchmaker

Leopa, your match is Ben Affleck!

Lucky duck! You get tall, dark, and handsome celebrity stud Ben Affleck as your dream date (too bad you couldn't get lifelong best bud Matt Damon, too, eh?). Talented, clean-cut, ambitious, and as cute as they come, this sweet, slightly goofy preppy is just the Mr. Right you've been looking for. You've always had a weakness for a guy who's a little rougher around the edges, which is why Benny boy is right up your alley. A risk-taker who strikes us as a bit of a devil in disguise, Gwyneth's ex would take you for a walk on the wild side and indulge your inner bad girl. Smile for smile and sarcastic quip for sarcastic quip, we know this Oscar-winning Bostonian would show you a good time. Read more about your celebrity match…

(He doesn't really rock my world, but OK ... )

[Phaith Iceangel]

Karina, you're a Pekingese!

No bones about it, you're a trendy, A-list Pekingese. Classy and fashionable, you love to be admired. Sure, that means you can be a bit high-maintenance at times, but you're worth it, right? You shine brightest in the company of other chic, well-groomed doggies like yourself — as long as they don't steal your thunder. Full of more gossip than Entertainment Tonight, you're always up on all the latest news. You're somewhat untouchable, a definite trend-setter, and can be a smidge intimidating. You're the Ivana (or Donald) Trump of dogs. Everyone (everyone who's anyone, that is) knows that. In a word, woof.
( I imagined myself to be a big, cuddly, fluffy type dog... not so small and yippy :p )
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Goose
It's Saturday night, and everyone who's anyone is going to the party of the year. As a curious, perceptive Goose, you wouldn't miss it for the world. After all, it's your duty to keep track of what everyone's wearing, who they show up with, and who they take home. You're practically a one-woman news wire, with updates on the hour, and everyone comes to you for the latest dish. It can be deliciously fun, but try not to give in to your snappish side — when geese bite, it hurts. You're classy enough to know that, of course, which is why you never say no to a dance or a drink or two. Getting the latest scoop is important, but having fun trumps it every time.

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Mmm ... peppermint! Crisp and refreshing, you're the flavor of candy canes and after-dinner mints — everyone's favorite comfort candies. If you were a season, you'd be winter — bracing and energizing, but cozy, too. Your honesty and forthright personality make people feel like they've known you forever — they can't help but be drawn to your sweet, fresh nature. Perhaps a little old-fashioned, and occasionally shy, you're generally happy and well-liked. Traditional and invigorating, you're a truly tasty treat.

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Were you just winking at us? We couldn't quite tell... In fact, we think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Subtle Flirt — you're a master of the flirting game. You know how to attract attention from anyone, any time. A quick come-hither smile, a little game of look-away-and-look-back-again — before long you have the object of your affection wrapped around your little finger. One of the best things about your approach is that it's discreet. You can always act innocent and coy if something gets taken out of context or misunderstood. Just make sure you're not too subtle, or you may end up playing the game all by yourself.
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Your type is the Goofball

Laughter is the way to your heart. A guy with a great sense of humor isdefinitely the one for you! You want a Goofball, someone who can laugh athimself and make you laugh, too. There's no bigger turn-off than a guy whotakes himself too seriously. You know that if a guy is silly, he's generallyself-confident and secure. Your man is a people magnet and everyone'sfavorite friend. There's never a dull moment with your jokester nearby. Youcrave excitement and laughter, and your goofball enhances those things inyour life. You probably think life is too short to spend it without asmile. Your goofy guy will ensure that that doesn't happen — hislighthearted and silly ways make everything a little bit brighter.

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Karina, your match is Mel Gibson!

Adorable? Check. Good body? Check. Sexy accent? Well, not anymore, but you could always rent one of his old movies. That's right — sigh-worthy Aussie import Mel Gibson is truly What Women Want, and he's your celebrity match! (Okay, so he was really born in New York, but we'll always think of him as the stud from Down Under.) Fun-loving and spontaneous, this sexy, blue-eyed star of Chicken Run and The Patriot is right up your alley. (And, oh, that smile!) You've always had a soft spot for the golden boys, so you can't resist this high-spirited practical joker. Sure, it'd be a shame to break up his family, and the seven kids might cause a twinge of guilt, but we think you deserve him. Now, if only we were in charge of these things!

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Wow, these tests are so much fun!!

Phaith / Pirr

[Lorieannaie]

Lorieannaie, you're a Pug!

No bones about it, you're an intelligent, playful Pug. Witty and charming, you're a lot of dog wrapped in a small package. People just love you — a wonderful approachability and sense of humor put you at the top of everyone's list. And because you're smart and quick-witted, you attract a crowd wherever you go. (Have you ever considered running for office or starting a company? You've got the charisma for either.) But that doesn't mean you can't be a little naughty or mischievous when opportunity knocks — you've definitely got a nose for fun! A happy, optimistic breed, you're admired and respected by all.

Not sure I like the Pug bit, but the rest of it is pretty cool.

Koala
Not one for the spotlight, you're often content to listen and observe at parties. You're an introspective, friendly Koala who enjoys taking in the social scene with her honey now and then. You're a great listener, so other party-goers love talking to you and appreciate your encouraging smiles. But, all things considered, you'd just as soon be cuddling up at home. Not that you don't enjoy being around big groups of people — it's simply not something you need to do every night. You're happiest in your comfortable tree, surrounded by your familiar eucalyptus leaves and the ones you love.

Mmm ... dark chocolate!
Rich and luxurious, you're the flavor of pure decadence. (In fact, we think we feel our hips getting bigger just thinking about you.) Utterly indulgent and as smooth as silk, you're impossible to deny. Some might even call you addictive — and, truth be told, for those who love you, it's usually a life-long craving. Poor saps. It's not your fault you're so irresistible. But you're happy to let people worship at your altar — as long as they're willing to wrap you up in gold foil (24-karat, mind you), you're delighted to be adored. Sumptuous and intoxicating, you're a truly tasty treat.

Works for me! ">

Were you just winking at us? We couldn't quite tell... In fact, we think it's pretty safe to say that you're a Subtle Flirt — you're a master of the flirting game. You know how to attract attention from anyone, any time. A quick come-hither smile, a little game of look-away-and-look-back-again — before long you have the object of your affection wrapped around your little finger. One of the best things about your approach is that it's discreet. You can always act innocent and coy if something gets taken out of context or misunderstood. Just make sure you're not too subtle, or you may end up playing the game all by yourself.

Never thought about it, but I guess the real me is rather subtle.

Your type is the Brain

Let's put it this way — you would never date the Scarecrow from the Wizardof Oz. A guy without a brain is not the guy for you! Your Mr. Right is well-read, extremely knowledgeable, and can beat anyone at Trivial Pursuit. Hecan hold his own in any intellectual conversation, and he's got aninsatiable desire to learn. You prefer a strong mind over strong muscles and have no patience for someone who considers TV mentally stimulating.Whether it's because he can take apart a computer and rebuild it at thespeed of light or the way he can recite the price of any stock on themarket, his brainpower impresses you. You love to learn, and there's nobetter knowledge than the kind you get from someone you love!

What can I say, I prefer highly intelligent men. ">

Your match is Sting!

Every breath he takes, every move he makes — you love watching Sting , your celebrity match. The sexy English crooner is all man, from his wolfish smile to his oh-so-muscled chest. And talk about talented! Not only is he a hugely successful singer, but he can act, too (our favorite role? Billy Idol in that old Saturday Night Live skit). Plus, as if all that weren't enough, he's an activist, too, enthusiastically embracing causes like saving the rainforests. Since you're a sucker for aware, artistic Renaissance men, that makes the Stingster (aka Gordon Sumner) exactly your cup of tea. Sure, he may be married-with-children to Trudie Styler, but we just know that if he met you, he'd want to make you his very own "Roxanne." If you had your way, you'd be starting a brand new day with the spiritual, sensual star this very minute.

Okay, I think he's a good singer but I'm not sure that he's all that in my book.

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Thanks Leopa, these were fun. ">

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Less test-taking and more EQ, you!

[Lillishiana]

What kind of dog are you?

Lilli, you're a German Shepherd!

No bones, about it, you're a loyal, hard-working German Shepherd. Dedicated and always low-maintenance, people flock to you — they know they can count on you to get any job done, and done well. That focus and attention to detail spans from your personal to your professional life, too. Although you can be a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to the projects you tackle, you still manage to keep cool and laid-back in social situations. You get a kick out of the little things and thrive when you're constantly busy and on-the-go. Easygoing and unpretentious, you don't need constant pampering and reassurance. A genuine, carefree pup, you're a true-blue friend, employee, and partner. Woof! Keep reading for more about your puppy personality...


What's your Party Style?

Parrot
Colorful, chatty Parrots like you always have a great time at parties. With drink in hand, you fly from group to group, catching up with old friends and making new ones. You've got your ears open for the latest news — who just broke up with whom, who's got a job opening, who needs a roommate. You can recite the latest headlines and celebrity gossip verbatim, so you're always adding something to the conversation (just be careful not to dominate it). You're vivacious, inquisitive, and bubbly, a true gem of a bird. You're full of helpful tips for people who need them, and you're the first to hand over your business card if someone wants more advice. Other party-goers love to chat with you — after all, birds of a feather flock together!

What's your Flavor?

Mmm ... blueberry! Tangy and sweet, you're as fresh as a mountain sunrise and as natural as homemade jam. If you were a Broadway musical, you'd be The Sound of music — we can just picture you twirling for joy in an Alpine meadow. Best with breakfast cereal and pancakes, you're simple and refreshing, with just a touch of tartness to give you an edge. Always a favorite, people can't get enough of your spontaneous nature and easy-going approach to life. Who wouldn't be attracted to your sporty, summery flavor? Fun-loving and genuine, you're a truly tasty treat.

What Type of Flirt Are You?

So, did you hear the one about the funny flirt? You probably have, because it's you! Being a Silly Flirt, you know that laughter is often the quickest way to someone's heart. Your conversations with "potentials" are always peppered with the latest jokes and catchphrases, and you'll do anything — including humiliating yourself — to get the object of your affection to crack a smile. Just make sure that your quest for yuks doesn't blind you to other flirting approaches. You don't want to be stuck in "pal" purgatory. Sometimes a soft brush on the arm or a lingering look wins more points than even the funniest story. We're not saying you need to jump in someone's lap tomorrow (unless you think it might get you a big guffaw...), but a little directness could take you a long way. Still, until you're ready to expand your act, it's great to keep 'em laughing.

Who's Your Type?




Your type is the Artiste

Creative. Sensitive. A bit offbeat. Your type is the Artiste, a unique guywho knows how to express himself in many ways, whether it's through words,music, or attire. You're attracted to his unconventional ways and hisremarkable talents. He doesn't feel compelled to abide by society's norms.He believes that individuality is the key to happiness, and everything hedoes is a reflection of his "inner self." You fall head-over-heels for suchconfidence and style. Whether he's playing a song he wrote for just you orwriting you a love letter, this guy knows how to make you feel special. He'sin touch with his feminine side and doesn't need to assert his masculinityto feel manly. If we were to paint a picture of your future, the Artistewould definitely be part of it!

LOL Cant let my hubby see that!

Are You A Sex Goddess?

BWAH HA HA HA.. WRONG

The Celebrity Matchmaker

Lilli, your match is Sting!

Every breath he takes, every move he makes — you love watching Sting, your celebrity match. The sexy English crooner is all man, from his wolfish smile to his oh-so-muscled chest. And talk about talented! Not only is he a hugely successful singer, but he can act, too (our favorite role? Billy Idol in that old Saturday Night Live skit). Plus, as if all that weren't enough, he's an activist, too, enthusiastically embracing causes like saving the rainforests. Since you're a sucker for aware, artistic Renaissance men, that makes the Stingster (aka Gordon Sumner) exactly your cup of tea. Sure, he may be married-with-children to Trudie Styler, but we just know that if he met you, he'd want to make you his very own "Roxanne." If you had your way, you'd be starting a brand new day with the spiritual, sensual star this very minute. Read more about your celebrity match…



Thats just down right GROSS

=) thanks Leopa that was fun

[Alphonse Kozureokami]

Amen! Where've you been, girl? We miss ya!

[Leopa Panthera]

Stop snooping through our diaries and post your results, you peeping toms.

[Guest]

Im just a Ho
anyone wanna take me home ~

[Lillishiana]

WHAT.. wha'd I do? I was stuck in Ari-FREAKING-zona with my father in law.. i wont complain.. it was bad.. BAD i tell you but i'm back now..i'll be on soon =)

[Leopa Panthera]

Wow, that dog description is right on and you ARE married to a Brad Pitt. That describes Arius, really.

[Kalenie]

No bones about it, you're a good-hearted, people-loving Bernese Mountain Dog. Down-to-earth and loyal, no one works or plays harder than you do. You put your nose to the grindstone when it really counts, but you never neglect your social calendar. Simultaneously strong and sweet, you're very tuned-in to the feelings and needs of the other dogs you run with. Without having to be asked, you always have a helping paw to lend and a sympathetic shoulder to lean on. "Communication" is your middle name, and when that's paired with your unswerving devotion, you get a breed that everyone respects and trusts. Woof!

Heh am i really like this?">
Very Cute


Lucky me!!!


We can hear your heart fluttering from here. Yes, it's true — Hollywood golden boy Brad Pitt is your celebrity dream date. This outrageously handsome, disarmingly sexy Missouri-raised cutie may have a ring on his finger (he's married to Friends star Jennifer Aniston), but that doesn't mean you can't daydream about a passionate affair. After all, your preference for sensitive, romantically boyish guys means Mr. Sexiest Man Alive (according to People in 1995 and 2000, that is) is right up your alley. We can just tell that his athletic build and clean-cut charm are matched only by his desire to keep you satisfied (look what he did for Geena Davis in Thelma and Louise!). Sure, he dressed up as a giant chicken to make money when he first moved to L.A., but that smidge of goofiness intrigues you, doesn't it? We can just picture a perfect date between the two of you. Imagine a night at the drive-in: one milkshake, two straws. Need we say more

Hmm lol

Kal

[Phaith Iceangel]

*giggles* You can have Mel, Lilli... I'll just steal Ben from Leopa