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Daiv Scamius
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Generally when apping to such a pristine guild like the Walkers one opts to chose his words wisely. However... I am Daiv Scamius and their is not an inkling of wisdom anywhere near the vicinity of my brain.
So I thought it best just to give ya the basics.
I stab butt. I stab butt a lot. I like stabbing butt and can not help it.
My theme song.. I like big butts...
I also pick locks and pick pockets and sense traps and disarm traps but mostly... I stab butt.
Were the Walkers of Vazaelle to see it in their hearts to give a humble butt stabber a place to call home I would forever stab butt to the best of my ability for you. Also stabbing butt can and will get people killed... Oh yes I have seen it time and again. It may just be a little butt stabbing but mobs get mad and kill people for it. So I have gotten good at dragging corpses to.
Thank you.
Daiv Scamius, 65th lvl Rogue.
http://www.magelo.com/eq_view_profile.html?num=849467
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Jenny
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I just don't understand.
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Daiv Scamius
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:24 am Post subject: |
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| Jenny wrote: | | I just don't understand. |
The butts or the stabbing?
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Jenny
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:28 am Post subject: |
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That's good information: Garlok said I aren't a gnome am I.
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Miuu Miuu
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Hello Daiv. Glad to meet you. Always nice to know that a rogue enjoys their job.
BTW - Bonlainy's butt is normally incased in much metal, so I don't think it'd be too easy to stab. My butt on the other hand is protected only by leather, so I should be a bit watchful.
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Jenny
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Nice meeting you too.
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Miuu Miuu
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| Jenny wrote: | | Nice meeting you too. |
I think her memory is slipping. Time to add some more chips!
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Daiv Scamius
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:53 am Post subject: |
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| Miuu Miuu wrote: | Hello Daiv. Glad to meet you. Always nice to know that a rogue enjoys their job.
BTW - Bonlainy's butt is normally incased in much metal, so I don't think it'd be too easy to stab. My butt on the other hand is protected only by leather, so I should be a bit watchful. |
Metal you say?... I picklocks to ya know. How do ya think I got to 65 butt stabbin? Btw I am a HalfElf. and nice to meet you to =)
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I like to meet new people.
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| Posted: Mon Jul 19, 2004 12:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Daiv Scamius wrote: | | Metal you say?... I picklocks to ya know. How do ya think I got to 65 butt stabbin? Btw I am a HalfElf. and nice to meet you to =) |
Hehe. Forgot about that.
BTW - Only good rogue is a Vah Shir rogue.  Hope you get the Vah Shir mask soon if you don't already have it. Kitty power! And I'm not a rogue, Vah Shir Beastlord, but I just like Vah Shir Rogue. Specially female ones.
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Bonlainy's butt is unpickable,needs skill of 1,000,000 and the picker would of course have to be female too. Umm, that doesn't sound right, but I am sticking by it. 
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