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BonlainyT
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 12:34 pm    Post subject:

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Well hell, thanks for making me discard my entire wardrobe Magestica. sigh
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tenri
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:09 pm    Post subject:

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Wearing T shirts that say ... "Liquor up the Front, Poker in the rear" on a date is No Thx. Just FYI



I dont under stand why you dont like that one Mage ?????


LMOA Very Happy
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Kaosmos Tunebane
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:48 pm    Post subject:

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Wearing T shirts that say ... "Liquor up the Front, Poker in the rear" on a date is No Thx.

So you're suggesting that they should be reversed, then?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:50 pm    Post subject:

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Back in the early 90's I was the singer in a local rock band. OUr guitar player gave me a t-shirt that was from a condom company (that HIS wife MADE hime get rid of). On the back was the logo and the name of the company, and on the front it said, "I fuck on the first date!"

Needless to say, my wife cringed whenever I decided to wear that to a gig, but it always got a few laughs and comments....

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2004 7:02 pm    Post subject:

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but the question is.. did you get any NUMBERS? Wink

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 12:30 am    Post subject:

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my wife cringed whenever I decided to wear that to a gig


What part of this did you not understand?? Wives and "numbers" don't exactly go hand-in-hand... Surprised

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:31 am    Post subject:

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Tenri..lol..We mustn't air my dirty secrets to the Walkers! I would say let's leave these things for group sessions...But I know where Bonlainy's sick mind would take that Very Happy lmao

And Kaosmos..Yeah I suppose that order would HAVE to be the way to go.
Though I still like the way Lilli was thinking..."Liquor up the front. Poker in the rear" doesn't impress me much...unless you go with Lilli's idea first!

OK..Nuff said.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 11:59 am    Post subject:

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Magestica wrote:
Wearing T shirts that say ... "Liquor up the Front, Poker in the rear" on a date is No Thx. Just FYI


Hmm. I think Lemolien has a shirt like that. Haven't seen him wear it in a while though. Maybe he gave it to my other nephew. Not sure.
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Lillishiana
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 1:24 pm    Post subject:

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my wife cringed whenever I decided to wear that to a gig


What part of this did you not understand?? Wives and "numbers" don't exactly go hand-in-hand... Surprised


I dunno Add.. I know some divorced men who go out to bars and put ON their wedding bands to get hit on. While i am in no way ONE of these women.. some women like the thrill of taking whats not theirs. /shrug

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:32 am    Post subject:

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i never want to be bothered.
besides after my last date i still have scars on the back of my ears from her nails.

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tenri
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:21 am    Post subject:

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Elyhim wrote:
i still have scars on the back of my ears from her nails.

Dont think i want to know about the scars but what the hell do tell LOL Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:01 pm    Post subject:

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WTB date w/ Ely

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2004 4:25 pm    Post subject:

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Well, today’s woman is a different animal then when I was in that dating scene.
Butt, I will say a good tune up does wonders.

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