OMG...he freaking posted!

[Talvarien]

* …stop hogging the keyboard! MPPFHHH…let go! ALRIGHT…they are reading this you tool…let GO! *

Damn, now that we have that over with, what the heck was I trying to say? Oh yeah, I am currently searching for a new home.

* OMG, why? What did he do? Is he EBAY? Did he ninja his former guild? Is he on Vazaelle’s most wanted list? GASP! I can barely read on… *

Before I get into the details of my EQ life, let me shed some light on who I really am.

* INCOMMING!!! Pointless Information…what a goob! *

I am a 34-year-old Art Director in Orlando, Florida, who is married with a baby on the way. That means that AT THIS moment, you’re either rolling your eyes thinking, “Great! I get to play with my Grandfather,” or you’re sitting back with a slight smile thinking, “Ahhhh, another person who appreciates the fine nuisances of vinyl recordings.”

* Thanks for the worthless crap you fogie. I’ll be sure to let you know when my MOM needs a date. *

Now for my EQ background. I started on this server when it first opened as a complete n00b. Yeah, yeah, it was a Christmas present…deal with it :~) Wife says it’s the biggest mistake she ever made! Haha!! I don’t really play alts, and enjoy raiding more than most things EQ offers. As far as I know I’ve never been brutalized on the VCC (yet) and both my former guilds have enjoyed strong reputations on the server for fair play and strong unity to each other and their allies.

So who are these former guilds you ask? I was one of the original founding members of Lucid Chimera, and served as both officer and guild leader during my tenure there. I also joined with Whizbang of Walkers, and Riverdane of Razor’s Edge, to help found Riverdane’s brainchild, The Alliance. I still count several of the LC members as my best friends in the game to this day, and only left because I felt I lacked the game experience to lead them to the next level of guild development.

My next home was Razor’s Edge, where I spent time as both a member and an officer before the guild was disbanded a few weeks ago. The leaders and members of RE were stellar, and I do miss them, but it was time to close that curtain, and I was one of the officers who voted for that close.

* OMG!! STFU about the history lesson and tell these people what they FREAKING WANT TO KNOW ABOUT APPLICANTS!!! *

Ok, ok, the facts…jeez, just trying to shed some light here…relax!

VITAL STATS:
        Name:         Talvarien Shadowblade, 61 Ranger
        AA:        24 (Runspeed 3, Regen 3, Combat Fury 3)
        Spells:        Currently have all applicable spells through level 62

KEYS & FLAGS:
        Completed:
                Seblis
                Howling Stones
                Skyshrine (worthless, I know)
                PON(b)
                POV
                POS
                BOT
        Working:
                VP Key— (still need KC piece, Chardok piece & Trak Tooth)

ENDURING BREATH:
Lodizal Shield and Amulet of the Grey Wastes

RESISTS:
All over 100, and depending on resist kit, can get FR & CR over 150 unbuffed, and PR, MR & DR over 115 unbuffed.

CONNECTION:
Road Runner cable modem, GeForce 4 Ti500 video card with 64meg VRAM.

PLAYING TIMES:
I usually am online around 7pm to Midnight EST, M-Th, and at various odd hours on the weekends. LOOONNNNNGGGG raids are doable if I have some advance notice to get it approved with A_WIFE_001.

NAME DROPPING:
Some of my buds and friends in Walkers include: Riverdane, Pedi, Elyhim, Caniel, Camille, Jamesm, Whizbang (when he needs tracking in Fear), Vampriss, and many others whom I can’t recall at this moment. Needless to say, I know many of you since I’ve been around you since the inception of the Alliance.

I look forward to meeting more of you in the near future. Thank you for your time.

Tal

[Riverdane]

/sigh, another drama queen

Hey man..=p

[Elyhim]

/grin


hi Tal!!

[Elnrik]

I told Iddin the other day that Tunare wasn't real... he cried.

[TheNerple]

I would of guessed Robaz's would of been about Baking in perfect Victorian English.

Arguing with yourself has to be the most unique thing I have ever seen in an application.

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

OK, I'm gonna save this in my secret vault where I keep Robaz's application, because it's the second most impressive one ever, and is 180 degrees from Robaz's (which was about Tunare and all that stuff, as people who've ever talked to Robaz would probably guess).

[Caniel Faithealer]

Heya Tal! ">

[Mildane]

Wow, i just applied by saying 'Hey, i want to join your guild'

Hey Talv =)

[Jaffod]

Well she never does anything when I go to PoG Nerple - who needs stinkin pointy ear faction anyway

[Elnrik]

hehe, you don't want this hide. It's got too many holes in it, stinks like leftover egg salad and has a few stains.

[Jaffod]

Funny thing is though, whenever I see Nerple there is always a corpse nearby. Falling to your death in PoD while waiting for a pull is a favourite Nerple death story

[Talvarien]

Um, hey all you thread de-railers. You are OFF TOPIC. Remember, this is about ME...only ME...always ME...bwahahahhahahaha

/runs into the sunset, cackling madly.

rofl, Tal

[TheNerple]

lol Trab. I do my job, and I do it well. Who would of thought jumping off the top of the PoD wall was 20k damage?

Elnrik... take a bath man! If your hide smells like eggs, there is something hideously wrong...

[TheNerple]

Sure sure, just try to pull the thread back on topic then run back into the sunset.

[Jaffod]

Me derail a thread? Who would have guessed?

PS I like green