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Hahlador
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:20 pm    Post subject: New Serpent Spine AA's...

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I shamelessly copied these off of class boards, where they were shamelessly copied and pasted off guild boards, not sure where they got them.

ALL

See Inevitability

This ability saves you from gearing up people who are only going to go back to WoW once they’ve maxed level again.

Racial Reassignment

This ability allows you to convert your novelty alt into a Drakkin, carrying over level and gear, so you won’t feel you wasted all the effort you put into your cute li’l Garden Gnome Shadow Knight.

BRD/MNK/SK

Train Spotting

This ability temporarily renders your pull untargetable by paladins or any warrior who actually remembered to bring some arrows.

MAG/NEC

Basket on the Doorstep

This ability allows you to assign ownership of your pet to somebody else, so they’ll take the blame when Xibantik attacks OMM while the guild is still deciding who gets the loot from AMV.

MNK/RNG/ROG

Cleansing of the Micro-Upgrades

This ability allows you to take the 1,136 no-trade weapons in your bank and hand them to venders in exchange for something more useful, like water or nodding blue lilies.

BRD

EQ for Dummies

This ability forces target waste-of-bandwidth to learn how to play their class instead spending all their time screaming for a bard nerf.

Improved Fade

This ability makes the Devs forget about bards completely, so they won’t mess with things that work just fine. Improved Fade only costs one mana, since bards are 99% forgotten already.

Illusion: Cookie Cutter

This ability allows you to research your songs from level 71-75.

BST

Clump Dump

This ability allows you to set your pet’s litter box as a trap. Since you haven’t cleaned it in five years, the damage potential is astounding.

BER

Demonic Battleaxe

This ability allows you to wield your mother-in-law. Mother-in-law is a 2h blunt (very blunt). Second level adds Constant Nag proc, which compels the target to drink too much and punch holes in the drywall.

CLR

Boxing Day Returns

This ability allows you to rez the raid target so your guild can kill it again and maybe this time get decent drops.

Blessed are the Meek

This ability gives you invis, IVU, lev and bard speed and reduces mob agro range to one inch, increasing your chance of safely crossing a zone by almost 3%!

DRU

Yesterday’s Enterprise

This ability allows you to once again rake in vast quantities of platinum just by standing at the druid ring in West Commonlands.

ENC

Wake Up and Smell the Embalming Fluid

This passive ability LD’s anybody who bitches when you don’t immediately MGB haste and/or brain candy five seconds after you’ve been rezzed.

MAG

Pearl Necklace

This ability allows you to give a special gift to people who spam you incessantly for a CoH when you’re standing naked at your bind.

MNK

Fashion Trend

This ability allows you to equip an earring in your bellybutton. It’s out there for everybody to see, you might as well accessorize it. Second and third rank allow you to equip earrings on your nipples. Fourth rank allows you to equip an earring on your…er…elbow! Yeah, that’s it. On your elbow.

NEC

Pact of Grey Matter

This ability allows you to transfer some of your INT to the idiot who trains the AE’ing mob on you every time you’ve managed to FD during a raid wipe.

PAL

Holy John Steed

This ability allows you to ride around on Patrick Macnee from the original Avenger’s series. C’mon, it couldn’t look any sillier than that unicorn.

RNG

Endless Quivering

This ability allows you to supply such masterful cyber, the recipient’s toon visibly shakes and trembles on screen. Second rank makes them walk funny.

ROG

Radar Trap

This ability allows you to give speeding tickets to bards.

Chronic Connection

This ability allows you to get your hands on what the Devs were smoking when they came up with the Appraisal AA.

SK

Act of Selfishness

An inversion of the Paladin ability, Act of Valor, Act of Selfishness allows you to take all of a group member’s remaining hit points. Second rank allows you to take their pizza. Third rank lets you take their spouse.

SHM

Megagation

This ability allows the target mob to mitigate everything, including backstab damage, tash, snare and mez, so other classes can grasp what PoP onwards has done to a shaman’s sense of self worth.

WAR

Shield of Contrariness

This ability allows you to use a gnome for a shield. Said gnome will absorb as much damage as he/or she has hit points. Gnomes used in this way cannot attack or cast spells, although they can struggle and complain as much as they want.

WIZ

Fires of Euthanasia

This ability allows you to nuke EQ2 and put it out of its misery.
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Phinneas
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:36 pm    Post subject:

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Hehe Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:15 am    Post subject:

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Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
That was funny; it brought back memories =p
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:21 am    Post subject:

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Basket on the Doorstep

This ability allows you to assign ownership of your pet to somebody else


That was my personal favorite, though all of them were awesome.
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:34 am    Post subject:

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SHM

Megagation

This ability allows the target mob to mitigate everything, including backstab damage, tash, snare and mez, so other classes can grasp what PoP onwards has done to a shaman’s sense of self worth.


Oh, oh yes. Oh, most definitely, yes. Without question, yes.

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MNK

Fashion Trend

This ability allows you to equip an earring in your bellybutton. It’s out there for everybody to see, you might as well accessorize it. Second and third rank allow you to equip earrings on your nipples. Fourth rank allows you to equip an earring on your…er…elbow! Yeah, that’s it. On your elbow.


Hey, wait a minute, Iksars don't have bellybuttons or nipples!... well, they don't really have "ears" either...
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:34 pm    Post subject: Seriously...

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Seriously...

I found this on eqforums - just scroll down to your class:

TSS Beta AA list (already outdated)

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