Guy Named Steve
(to the tune of Centrefold by The J. Geils Band).
Does she buff, is she tough, does she heal complete?
My darling dark elf cleric just rezzed me to her feet,
Skin so blue like velvet, hair as white as snow,
I see her in the nexus, how could I ever know?
Days go by, I get an email from her work PC,
I'm browsing on the website and I see her name is Steve,
I can't believe, my stomach turns, I'm gonna heave,
My cleric is a guy named Steve (cleric is a guy named Steve),
I can't believe, my stomach turns, I'm gonna heave,
(cleric is a guy named Steve),
All the loot, she never missed, because of all the times we'd kissed,
Late night conversations about her underwear,
I'd forget to try and root, whenever she hugged me in the group,
She almost made me wipe the raid in the Plane of Air.
That fine purple armor from those guys in Hate,
I asked if I could meet her, but she told me to wait!
CHORUS
It's okay, it's clear to me, EQ is all about RP,
I hope that we can meet some day, there's some things I'd love to say,
Take your toon, yes I will, take your toon and off it,
Sell your gear in the bazaar, make myself a profit,
A part of me is dead my friend, I'll never cyber you again,
Oh no, I can't show up, oh yes, I guess I'm gonna throw up!
CHORUS to end
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Yeah I Know, I couldn't hit the broadside of
a barn with a map, compass, and a tour guide.
Varthon 68 Paladin(Retired)
Faedran 51 Shadow Knight(Retired)
Varthon Fireheart 42 Wizard(Retired) (Fennin Ro)
Nohtrav 30 Monk(Retired) |
