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Tigress1979
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 Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:56 pm Post subject: The gay flight attendant *clean |
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An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an
obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put
everyone into a good mood as he served them
food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing
down the aisle and announced to the passengers,
"Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that
he'll be landing the big, scary plane shortly,
lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays,
that would be divine."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a
well-dressed, rather exotic looking woman hadn't
moved a muscle. "Honey, perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your
trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country,
I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without
missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country,
I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
"Tray up, bitch!"
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Jenny
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| Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 2:57 pm Post subject: |
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Now I remember, you asked me to raise your
trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground. What did I say? I take a lot of notes.
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Phinneas
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Ru Paul is that you?
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Jenny
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I don't know whether or not I am Paul is that you. Do you think I am Paul is that you?
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Phinneas
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Jenny
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I am glad you find this funny. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a Wack-O P? Sometimes.
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Elyhim
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Only the true crazy folks are that much fun! |
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Angelheal
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| Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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Rotfl i like that
Hugggles
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