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Tigress1979
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The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life, finally retired.
At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a
prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."
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Jenny
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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Interesting. That is a generalization.
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Woopsie
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| Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:55 pm Post subject: |
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No, I don't think so.... lmao Though last time i heard this it was giving one to the granddaughter as a vitamin! |
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Rufuss
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Angelheal
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| Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:59 am Post subject: |
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hehe thats funny. 
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Angelheal
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hehe thats funny.
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Jenny
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| Posted: Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:59 am Post subject: |
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Is that a proverb?
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LOL
