Last year Xmas ( its funny but mean)

[tenri]

Last year, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute Xmas shopping
done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas
season. It was dark, cold, and wet in the multi story parking lot, I noticed
that I was missing the ticket which I would need to get out of the parking lot,
so mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the shopping centre
entrance.

As I was searching the wet pavement, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was
coming from a poorly dressed boy of about 10 years old. He was short and
thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged flannel shirt to protect
him from the cold evening's chill.

He was holding two fifty dollar bills in his hand. Thinking that he had got
lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong and he told me his sad
story.

He came from a large family. His father had died when he was seven years
old. His mother worked two full time jobs to make ends meet. Nevertheless,
she had managed to scrimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children
Christmas presents. The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on
the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all
his brothers and sisters and save just enough to take the bus home.

He had not even entered the mall, when an older boy grabbed two
of his fifty dollar bills and disappeared into the night. "Why didn't you
scream for help?" I asked. The boy said, "I did." "And nobody came to help
you?"

The boy stared at the ground and sadly shook his head. "How loud did you
scream?" I enquired. The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered,
"help me!" I realised that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy
cry for help.

So I grabbed his other two fifty dollar bills and ran off !!
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Tenri Death

Ya Ya i know shut up skinny necro boy

[Phinneas]

Tenri !!! *GASP* !!! LOL
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Phinneas ~ Lord Protector ~ The Walkers of Vazaelle ~ My Magelo

[Lillishiana]

Now.. if they would only make a christmas song out of that and take that stupid freaking christmas shoes song off the air life would be great!

[Tigress1979]

Lol that is mean...Evil tenri..just evil lmao
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Falara 64 Paladin
Medicinnewmn 66 Cleric
Beautyy 52 Druid
Ketten 56 beastlord

[Tigress1979]

Lol that is mean...Evil tenri..just evil lmao
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Falara 64 Paladin
Medicinnewmn 66 Cleric
Beautyy 52 Druid
Ketten 56 beastlord

[Jenny]

I am glad you find this funny. I'm just kidding around.
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"Enough about me, let's talk about my dress."

[Brakiss]

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Adalric Brandl - Gimp of Innoruuk

[BonlainyT]

I'm a jerk, I laughed.

That reminds me of the ending of "Bad Santa", kind of a spoiler inc.....












































































Billy Bob Thornton is dressed as Santa and speeds back to the house he has kind of taken over to give the kid that lives there a stuffed elephant as a gift. Well the cops are chasing him because he was involved with a store robbery, but he wants to get to the house to give this kid the elephant. As he pulls into the driveway many cop cars pull up behind him, with lots of officers jumping out guns drawn. The camera then shows the house across the street where a little boy has walked out onto the balcony to watch the activities. As Billy Bob as Santa runs for the front door the police are yelling for him to stop, when he doesn't they shoot him in the back several times. So the camera goes back to the kid on the balcony who is screaming his lungs out because he thinks the police shot Santa. I just laugh like hell at that part, I am very warped.
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Xecutioner Smith(retired) Dread Lord of Walkers
Bonlainy Trueheart(retired) Lord Protector of Walkers

[Phinneas]

LOL /bonk Bon.
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Phinneas ~ Lord Protector ~ The Walkers of Vazaelle ~ My Magelo