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Tigress1979
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 Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:52 am Post subject: Lol " To Gain Membership" |
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Gaining Membership
A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.
When the Pastor ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed.
"You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the pastor inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from sex for the required month" the young man replied sadly.
The pastor asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult.... However, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain. However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible.... anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts. One afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and there." admitted the man, shamefacedly.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor.
We know." said the young man, hanging his head, "We're not welcome at Home Depot anymore either."
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Magestica
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| Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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Omfg..LMAO
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Phinneas
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| Posted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GASP* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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Tigress1979
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| Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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*evil grin
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Lovelyeye
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| Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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Hmmm hehe can you go to jail for that?
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