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Tigress1979
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 Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:03 pm Post subject: 12-Pack |
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12- Pack
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms. The father replies, ''Well, you see that 3-pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night.''
The son then asks his father, ''What's the 6-pack for?''
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.''
Then the son asks his father what the 12-pack is for.
The father replies, ''Well, that's for when you're married. You have one for January, one for February, one for March, one for.....''
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Phinneas
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Jenny
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I'm glad we agree, Phinneas. I haven't heard anything like that before: Phinneas said I P.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:35 am Post subject: |
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Jenny, you don't P. You have memory leaks. We, humans, pee. I don't care what Phinny says.
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Jenny
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| Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:36 am Post subject: |
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That's good information: euotis said I don't p me have memory leaks.
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