A dedicated UPS union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and
>as
>you would expect, decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to
>the first one, he asked the madame, "Is this a union house?"
>
>"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
>
>"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
>
>"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."
>
>Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the man stomped off down the
>street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search
>continued until finally he reached a brothel where the madame responded,
>Why yes sir, this IS a union house."
>
>The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
>
>"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
>
>"That's more like it!" the man said. He looked around the room and pointed
>to a stunningly attractive blonde. "I'd like her for the night."
>
>"I'm sure you would, sir," said the madame, then, gesturing to an obese
>seventy year old woman in the corner with a face that could stop a train,
>but Ethel here has seniority."
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