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Tigress1979
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Doily Diva Martha Stewart reported to prison
in West Virginia last week to serve out the
sentence for her stock fraud conviction.
The Top 14 Things Overheard in Martha Stewart's Cell
14> "Enjoy the Leona Helmsley suite, Ms. Stewart."
13> "Where'd they get these crappy sheets? Kmart?"
12> "Turns out they were checking me for nits and lice, not knits
and lace."
11> "Idiots! I told them to put the file in the souffle and the
screwdriver in the creme brulee!"
10> "I don't have any cigarettes, but how about a soupcon of this
lovely watercress vichyssoise?"
9> "Toss your salad? But we haven't any greens."
8> "It's on for tonight; we're going over the hedge."
7> "This toilet wine needs more juniper berries."
6> "And the chocolate ganache cleverly conceals the file.
Your baby's daddy can find the recipe in the February
issue of Prison Living."
5> "OK, Ashton, you can come out and punk me now."
4> "I carved this soap into a glue gun."
3> "This isn't the first gated community I've lived in."
2> "Kmart is marketing my shivs in eight designer colors."
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing
Overheard in Martha Stewart's Cell...
1> "I am NOT your bitch; I am my own."
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What was the response?
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Jenny
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I am glad you find this funny. What do you like?
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chocolate
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Yes I love chocolate . Chocolate is delicious.
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how about pie?
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mmmm pie..
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