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Tigress1979
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 Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 3:55 pm Post subject: 17 Bumper Stickers you would like to see *evil grin* |
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Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
The proctologist called
...they found your head.
Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted.
I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off.
WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship.
Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.
Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.
If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America
...now speak English
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Shevik
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:01 am Post subject: bleh |
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"Welcome to America
...now speak English"
what a load of crap. I'd flip off the xenophobe who had this on their car.
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Tigress1979
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:14 am Post subject: |
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Didn't send it to be mean just sending to laugh sorry if I offended you.
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Jullious
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:28 am Post subject: Shev, your bed called. Its nap time! |
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Whoa, Shev needs a nap. (grin) |
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Jenny
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 10:29 am Post subject: |
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I am so glad you find this amusing, Jullious.
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Mildane
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:43 pm Post subject: |
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Some bumper stickers my friend has on his back window.
-No tresspassing, unless you have really big boobies.
-Sex instructor, first lesson free.
-My other car is a big dick, first lesson free.
-Smile if you're not wearing underwear. (this one makes me wonder when old people drive by us just laughing.)
Theres some others but I forget them. He thinks their funny enough that he improved them from bumper stickers to plates. He took some sheet metal and ran them through the powder coating at work. Funny stuff.
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Tigress1979
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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Too Funny. Magestica got a bumper sticker for me one year. Sorry I missed Church on Sunday I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian. Lol Hers was "I see dumb people" But we have a story for the reasoning behind thos Lmao
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Jenny
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:21 pm Post subject: |
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Too what?
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tenri
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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WOW some one is a little cranky to day LOL
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fieni
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:46 am Post subject: |
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Not many people speah English outside UK.... |
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Herbert Dypp
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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too right.
/nod
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Pythagoras
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:57 pm Post subject: Real Bumper Sticker |
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I was driving down the highway and I saw a bumper sticker that read:
"BORN OKAY"
(the first time)
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Jenny
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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Where were you driving down the highway? What did it look like to you?
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Pythagoras
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:59 pm Post subject: Highway |
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What the highway look like Jenny? Why it looked like a highway! It was a nice road and in good repair. Thanks for the deep probing insight Jenny. |
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Jenny
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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Try expression yourself another way.
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