"Disturbing Beer News" >=)

Tigress1979 · Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 3:49 pm Post subject: "Disturbing Beer News" >=)

Disturbing Beer News
Yesterday, University scientists released the results
of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones
in beer. Men
should take a concerned look at their beer
consumption. The theory
is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoestrogens)
and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer
each within a 1
hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the
test subjects:

1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
Cool