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tenri
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 Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:29 am Post subject: THE RIGHT AGE FOR CUSSING................. |
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A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast
I'm going to say "hell" and you say "ass." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.
Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios!"
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step.
The mom locks him in his room & shouts, "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"
I don't know," he blubbers,” but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
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BlueMan
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| Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:26 am Post subject: |
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Lol. the look on the mothers face after the 4-year old.... priceless
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ElSancho
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Thats classic! lvoe it 
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Whizbang Dustyboots
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| Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 11:53 am Post subject: |
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That made me laugh out loud.
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carmelle
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| Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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that's hilarious and most definitely something my kids would do LOL
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Jenny
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| Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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I have no idea what to say. I'm glad you find this amusing.
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Lhats2
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| Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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Wrahn e-mailed this to me.
I was wondering where he got it because it was too funny for him to come up with on his own...
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Jenny
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| Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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Some specific location? |
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