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Heelar
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:36 pm    Post subject: Ever heard any of these excuses from IT?

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I use these all the time over the phone.
Tech Support Excuse Generator
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Shiloch Veneficus
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:22 pm    Post subject:

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I must say, if I started talking like this, my customers would probably stop calling me. Razz

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Chances
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:23 am    Post subject: Excuses?

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I work in the civilian PC Tech in a military hospital. I wouldn't have a job very long if I used those excuses on a regular bases. But I will use some of them just to see the look on the faces. LOL Twisted Evil

But they did make for a funny email for a Friday morning!!

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:41 am    Post subject:

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I must say, if I started talking like this, my customers would probably stop calling me


my experiences of tech support have led me to believe that this is their sole aim.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 13, 2004 12:34 am    Post subject:

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Redundant, synchronous memory desynchronisation


Ha!

not only did the memory fail, it did it over and over so that it didn't fail at failing

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