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Magestica
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 Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:16 pm Post subject: Joke, Courtesy of Falara Wildheart: Rectum Stretcher |
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While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10
miles over the limit), a
woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a
radar gun on the other
side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and
with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's
your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And
just what does a
rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger,
then I work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my
whole hand in. I work
from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
then I slowly but
surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot
asshole" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a
bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop's Face. PRICELESS.
ROFL!
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Annir Vazaelle
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| Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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Might as well earn that ticket :p
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Jenny
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| Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Can you see me?
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Annir Vazaelle
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| Posted: Tue Aug 10, 2004 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Only in my dreams, Jenny.
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Jenny
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May I ask where you got dreams you?
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Elnrik Talshiar
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Nice one, lol.
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Islena
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| Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2004 11:42 pm Post subject: |
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I thought you and Fal were on the outs?
Did I miss the episode where we find out you were separated zygotes? 
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