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 Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 12:27 am Post subject: Passing a good one one ! Installing Husband 1.0 |
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Installing Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate
First keep in mind. Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support
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Cirrobin
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| Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 1:42 pm Post subject: |
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Sweet! I must be a husband beta version 1.1.
When my wife tries to access "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" she gets a page fault error and her system restarts dumping all her unsaved work MUWAAHHHAAAAA.
As for Tears 6.2 and Guilt 3.0, the must have expired Verisign licenses and I now have them in my pop-up blocker!
Amazingly I still autorun Flowers 3.5 every week.
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BlueMan
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Roflmao. Sounds kinda like a SIMS game.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:35 pm Post subject: |
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Yes it sounds like it to me too, BlueMan.
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| Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2004 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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Jenny, isnt it way past yer nap time?
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You know what you do, when you assume.
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That wasnt an assumtion, it was a question. So yer assuming that I assumed and are incorrect about it. Therefore just making an ass outt U and not me. Now go drink some warm milk, eat a couple cookies, take a few nytol and get some rest.
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