Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
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Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children? She heard that 1 out of
every 4 children born in the world was Chinese.
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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her
index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor
asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your
finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I
thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting
myself in the chest."
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get
my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to
make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the
trigger."
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Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall? There was a power outage,
and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.."
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A blonde went to an eye doctor to have her eyes checked for glasses. The
doctor directed her to read various letters with the left eye while covering
the right eye. The blonde was so mixed up on which eye was which that the
eye doctor, in disgust, took a paper lunch bag with a hole to see through,
covered up the appropriate eye and asked her to read the letters.
As he did so, he noticed the blonde had tears streaming down her face.
"Look," said the doctor, "there's no need to get emotional about getting
glasses."
"I know," agreed the blonde, "But I kind of had my heart set on wire
frames."
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Tenri Death
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