MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY!!!

Gollalron · Member Joined: 07 Apr 2003 Posts: 109

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR THIS SATURDAY!!!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a male Taliban to see
anywoman, other than his wife, naked and that he must commit suicide
if he does.
So, this Saturday at4:00 PMEastern time, all American women
are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed
out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for 1 hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist
effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Taliban and to demonstrate

they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife
and to show support for all American women.
And, since the Taliban also does not approve ofalcohol, a cold
6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
For good measure, have various pork products cooking on your BBQ
grille.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
God blessAmerica.
It is your patriotic duty to pass this on!

Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

Therefore, Socrates are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban and to demonstrate they think it is okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
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tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

this includes you jenny now loss the dress LOL
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Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

What does "this" refer to? I'm glad you find this amusing.
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tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

Do you enjoy this as much as I do?
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Rufuss · Member Joined: 17 Aug 2003 Posts: 237 Location: Oklahoma

Gawd, who the hell thought of this stupid ass idea up?
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tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

LMAO it a good idea Rufuss
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Gollalron · Member Joined: 07 Apr 2003 Posts: 109

ZigonZagoff · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:40 am Post subject:

Nothing wrong with making this a weekly event

Btw - My wife refuses to be patriotic if this is what that means.
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Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

Really nothing?
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ZigonZagoff · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:49 am Post subject:

Nothing - Are you participating Jenny?
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Jenny · Member Joined: 23 Mar 2004 Posts: 2916

Really nothing?
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ZigonZagoff · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:07 am Post subject:

Think Jenny skipped a track there.
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