Smart Answer's

tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

Smart Answer #1
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended
her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat
and flashed her. Without missing a beat...she said,
Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
Smart-Answer #2
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for
her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys
get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am,
they're dead."

Smart- Answer #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped
for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been
waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid
replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid
on his way without a ticket.

Smart- Answer #4
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A
sign comes up that reads 'Low bridge ahead.' Before he
knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets
stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally,
a police car Comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks
around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and
says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was
delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."
and finally,

Smart-#5,
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's
final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses
for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a
nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or
illness, or a death in your immediate family but
that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass
guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks,
"What would you say if tomorrow I said ! I was suffering
from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The ent ire
class does its best to stifle their laughter and
snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher
smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her
head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to
write the exam with your other hand."
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Emmie · Posted: Tue May 25, 2004 9:59 pm Post subject: