Pregnant lady ( this is a joke)

tenri · Member Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Posts: 939 Location: Chicago IL

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed
the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to
another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved
again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man
burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man
arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about
20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well
your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I
couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign
that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned. Then
she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to
smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain
myself. BUT, you’re Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat
under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this
Accident"... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!!"
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