Two rednecks, Bubba and Billy, were driving down
the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser.
The passenger, Billy, said, "Lookey thar up ahead,
it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted
fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Billy," Bubba said. "We'll just
pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off
the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw
the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked Billy.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Bubba.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty
bottles under the seat, and each put a label on
their forehead. When they reached the roadblock,
the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?"
"No sir," Bubba said. "We're on the patch."
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Tenri Death
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